Monday, July 14, 2008

The Camera Phone - What a Buffoon

So I am really disappointed in my phones camera quality. I mean, it is a camera phone so I wasn't expecting much, but geez, these images look like total crap. The color is really dull. I swore when I first got it the pictures were a lot better, but thought that maybe I just imagined that. I have messed with the white balance, and the picture quality settings, but nothing. Oh well, it is just a camera phone after all, and as I said earlier, I did not expect much from it. Well, last week I was out of town and wanted to take a picture of something and did not have a regular camera, all I had was my crummy camera phone. I took it out and snapped a couple of pictures, only to be disappointed as expected and immediately put it back in to its holster, not to touch it again for a while. Then I got to thinking, what if, NO, why didn't I think of this earlier. What if the lens is actually dirty? Yeah, you were all probably thinking of this already, "check the lens, check the lens". I can hear you all chirping already. Well, there it is, the lens is filled with lint and garbage. By design the lens is recessed a couple of millimeters, making for a perfect lint trap. So I cleaned it out and what do you know, this thing takes decent pictures. Yeah, it is only 2 mega pickels, but what the hell, when you have nothing else it is not to bad. I can't believe I didn't think of that damn lens right away. Oh well, where is that box it came in?

For your reference, here are two different pictures that were taken with in a few minutes from each other. You will notice one is dull and dreary, where the other one is crisp and clear.














I am such a dummy :(

Oh well, until my next woops,

-JbJ


24 comments:

Unknown said...

Well I don't know if one said to themselves "I bet Caleb's lense is dirty" but everyone did comment on how crappy your camera phone was.

Jim said...

That hurts

Keith K. said...

But it turns out your phone was fine! So all is well! Right, Jim? Right???

Jim said...

Yes Keith, you are correct. Everything is great here. I appreciate your concern. Please come again.

Keith K. said...

Nice blog, would read again. A++++++

Jim said...

Can I have your E-Bay seller ID? I think you would be someone I would like to buy from.

Keith K. said...

Enough yip-yap jibber-jabber, time to fly y'all!

Keith K. said...

Maybe you should try using SPACE PANTS! There isn't anything that can't be solved with a liberal application of SPACE PANTS!!

Unknown said...

You should name this blog Jabber by Someone Who Never Posts.

Keith K. said...

"Silence by Jim"

Get those batteries charged and that bird in the air.

Keith K. said...

"Thy terribleness hath deceived thee, and the pride of thine heart, O thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, that holdest the height of the hill: though thou shouldest make thy nest as high as the eagle, I will bring thee down from thence, saith the Lord."

-Jeremiah 49:16

Unknown said...

Sauce for the goose?

Keith K. said...

Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn,
Bashõ and his friends go out to view the moon;
In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,

The secret courtesy that courses like ichor
Through the old form of the rude, full-scale joke,
Impossible to tell in writing. "Bashõ"

He named himself, "Banana Tree": banana
After the plant some grateful students gave him,
Maybe in appreciation of his guidance

Unknown said...

Hehe, you said banana.

Keith K. said...

There once was a guy named Jim
Who one time played a flight sim
He said with a smile
as he flew all the while
"I'm a big loser because I don't update my blog"

Keith K. said...

Seriously, though, the cracked frame is 15 dollars shipped. I'm going to buy it and have it shipped to you.

Unknown said...

Caleb Talks No More
His Helicopter does weep
Earth bound forever

Unknown said...

A haiku a day
Until the helicopter
Soars with hope and change

Keith K. said...

Jim has a chopper
The broken part is the frame
All repairs must wait

Unknown said...

Gone is the jabber
The fountain of words has dried
And my soul did wail

Keith K. said...

the sadness descends
flying and learning are gone
the dark times are here

Keith K. said...

wailing can be heard
the sentient albino
and weasel zipper

Keith K. said...

the blades have stopped now
alas, they spin no longer
embrace the darkness

Keith K. said...

Despair and anguish
Fall across the darkened land
the light shines no more